you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
"with orders of $50 or more!"
- (via terrible)
modern-day mother teresa
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend