*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
Lets have a romantic dinner
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?